Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
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oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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