You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
This girl is more easily done than said...
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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