what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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