Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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