Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You're a waste of cheezeits
Let's get the cat blown out
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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