My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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