You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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