Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
we're so committed to being not committed
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
