Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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