I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
How external is "for external use only"?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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