I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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