It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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