I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize