yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We have started to decorate penises.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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