That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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