i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I faked an abortion last night.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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