I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
this just has baby written all over it
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Randomize
