found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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