What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Randomize
