Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
and you fell through a lawn chair
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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