he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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