she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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