fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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