It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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