Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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