You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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