It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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