Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
love makes seman taste better
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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