Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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