i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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