she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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