Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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