Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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