The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
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My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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