Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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