I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?