The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo