Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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