is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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