So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck appropriateness.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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