I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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