This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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