I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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