so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Dear god my vagina.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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