He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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