We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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