maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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