Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm always down for nudity.
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