I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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