physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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