how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
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Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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