Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
either way he was missing a nipple.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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