Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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