I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
my god I love twenty year old dicks
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
