I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
23 Men Confess What Gifts Would Brighten Their Day
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
25 Of The Most Common Life Mistakes Young People Make
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..