I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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