it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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